Big Dumb Fun Show

Monday, March 8th

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:50:00 -0000

For some reason we let this show center around Kelly's social life... ok I guess we do that pretty often.

If you missed the show tonight, you missed....

Gnirk now has a television for his house. Next step: Indoor plumbing.
Where do Sonic carhops go after work to let off some steam? We present to you The Dead Girl Derby. The girls (and guy) stopped by tonight to talk about their new league. The next big game is on March 28th in Liberty, MO. Check them out on Facebook or http://www.deadgirlderbykc.com
The Useless News was particularly Useless this week. We learned about a Romanian town that wants to post 'Drunk Crossing' signs all over instead of providing something like a 'holiday cab'.
Kelly has a new BF and we nicknamed him 'Azzramma Lovebug'. Poor guy'll never see it coming.
The Big List With a little help from Guyism.com (along with Kancer and Dixie from the 'Gang Green') we counted down the Top 8 Female Products that make us glad to be men.
Venkman is protesting Winter... we don't understand it just smile and nod.

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Monday, December 28th

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0000

"I wasn't near the dumpster, I was bent over the truck." - Applesnatch Jaxon
"She would get on him like a hungry trout in a fish farm." - Gnirk

It's the Big Dumb Fun Show's Year End Close-Out Sale! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

2009 is coming to and end and we got the whole gang in-studio to reflect on the year's past and make our BIG predictions for things to come in the New Year.

Along with bad weather hitting Kansas City over the weekend, Aaron Gnirk had some bad luck. He was planning on going out of town, but when winter weather stopped him from crossing state lines he turned around and headed back home... to find that his girlfriend was leaving him....on CHRISTMAS DAY! Birch Trees.

To make matters worse, he checked her voice mail only to find 3 message from Tiger Woods.

Referencing our predictions from last year, it looks like Kelly won the 2009 Death Pool with Ted Kennedy as her 'ace in the whole'.

Is anyone else surprised about the would-be 'taint bomber' that tried to take down a plane in Detroit upon landing..it doesn't seem to be getting much coverage..

Last year Venkman had a vision.. he actually predicted THREE things that totally came true... 1) The economy would NOT turn around like people thought. 2) Michael Jackson would make a comeback. 3) That Frank or Gnirk would not be a part of the show. His stock predictions tanked though... (he could've bought TTNP @ .03/share).

Facebook Fever is sweeping the nation. Everybody's on there, even escaped convicts. Gnirk brought in the story of Craig "Lazie" Lynch, an escaped convict that continues to update his Facebook account.

'Nostradumbass' predictions from the staff and our friends..

Venkman - "Amy Winehouse makes a big comeback."
Venkman - "Return of super-couple Kelly & Steve."
Venkman - "We'll be catapulted into a success that we have no idea what to do with."
Venkman - "Gnirk will get back with his girlfriend."
Gnirk - "Things will get bigger for the BDFS".
Gnirk - "Universal Health Care will pass, and we'll regret it."
Gnirk - "Things will widen with the war on Terror...something in Iran specifically.
Gnirk - "Tiger Woods has more than 14 mistresses."
Applesnatch - "Justin Timberlake will reveal he has a drug problem."
Mark - "China will foreclose on the USA".
Mark's Wife - "An entire band will die in a plane crash.. Lynrd Skynrd style. (Metallica or Nickelback)
Jeanna - "I predict that a star in Hollywood will overdose on prescription medication."
Jeff in Korea - "People will relize Brendon Frazier is a horrible actor and never work again".
Jeff in Korea - "This time next year, no one will know who Brittany Murphy was."
Davy B - "Black Ribbon Sky will have a killer 2010".
Jennifer H - "The number one UP is that Frank is gone."
Travis - "Miley Cyrus will make a sex tape."
JWAR - "Frank will be in-studio this year more than last."
Linday B - "I predict I'll have a baby in May."
Mark the Big Guy - "The Chiefs will have a new head coach"
TKaraoke - "Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith will divorce...and so will Tom and Katie!"
TKaraoke - "Charlie Sheen will party his last in 2010!"
Chrissie P. - "Ceasura will find a new and better singer and make it big!! And Joel will feel like an even bigger douche bag!"

Our 2010 Death Pool predictions are as follows..

Venkman	Gnirk	Applesnatch	Mark
Dick Clark	Nancy Regan	Jon Gosslin	Nancy Regan
Joan Rivers	Jerry Lewis	Donald Rumsfeld	Al Davis
Hugh Hefner	Fidel Castro	George Bush Sr.	Irvin Meyer
Barack Obama	Larry King	Ryan Seacrest	Katie Holmes
An Olson Twin	Miley Cyrus	Paula Abdul	Britney Spears

Notable Mentions from our friends..

Travis: Larry King, Joan Rivers, Paul McCartney, Dick Van Dyke and Lindsey Lohan.
TKaraoke: Charlie Sheen, Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse, Gary Busey, and Jack Black

Monday, December 21st

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:01:18 -0000

Ho Ho Ho! It's our BIG Christmas show.

TONIGHT: Catch our interview with Losing Scarlet, Alfred J. Melmac calls in, Shawn "Sha-May-May" Maynard talks Beer Pong, and we tell miserable Christmas stories.

Watch it NOW!

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Monday, Aug 10th

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:20:00 -0000

Tonsils the size of Testicles. A sore throat and swollen tonsils won't stop Venkman from coming to the BDFS. Even if he is unbearable to listen to... but what's new.

If you missed the Big Dumb Fun Show tonight, you'll have to download the proadcast to catch such items like...

Mark the Big Guy joined us in-studio tonight. He hooked up the Venkster with some sweet-ass WWE wrestling tickets. Can you smell what Gnirk is cookin?
Kenny from Mansfield Park joined us by phone. They're an 'arena-bound' Detroit rock band hoping to relive the glory days of rock 'n roll. "You don't get the full experience of Mansfield Park until you've seen us live" Kenny says. Check them out on http://www.myspace.com/mansfieldparkmusic and watch the full interview on YouTube.
Casi, Wes, and Alec from InLike stopped by again to talk about their Warped Tour performance. They secured a spot by getting their huge fan base to vote for them online. The fans couldn't come through when it came to the Club Wars a couple of days later. Casi says it's tough to get a following at the 21+ bars since most of their fans are younglings. We won't let them leave without squeezing an acoustic out of them. Watch and listen to Where Do I Go? along with a bonus performance of Zombie originally by the Cranberries. We YouTube'd it, so you have no excuse, you excuse maker.
Todd Sheets has done it all... he's produced/directed movies, rocked out with Jedi Superstar, and for years he scared the pants off you in Kansas City's haunted houses. Lately he's been rocking the internet airwaves with his Nightwatch radio program. We spoke with Todd about everything from Batman, to EVP's, to his haters, and his ghost-hunting field trips that have taken him around the globe. Listen to this 'connoisseur of creepiness' at http://www.nightwatchradio.com.

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Monday, Aug 3rd

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:40:00 -0000

Frank. OUT

Tonight we officially broke the news that Frank Arena (aka Frankalicious) will no longer be a part of the Big Dumb Fun Show. He posted his thoughts in his Facebook Blog.

" ...I am formally announcing that I will not be returning to the show effective immediately. After many conversations with people in my life there are things that need to take priority. Secondly, my inability to commit to the show for a 7th year because of the direction life is taking me, it is not fair to the staff that we have brought in, or to Jeff and Aaron to have to continue to do shows and explain why I am not there..."

We know this was a hard decision for Frank and wish him the best in his future endeavors. (We borrowed that from a corporate email we once read). The show will go one as it has with Jeff 'Venkman' Hirst and Aaron Gnirk as the primary hosts.

Now back to business...

If you missed the Big Dumb Fun Show tonight, you'll have to download the proadcast to catch such items like...

Aaron Gnirk was STUNNED to hear the news that Frank was gone. Apparently he missed the Facebook posting and even talked with Frank last night for over an hour and it was never mentioned.
Venkman's sister calls in and confesses her love for Gnirk.
Darick from SouLicit joined us by phone from their home base in Wichita. They've been killing on the online music website like OurStage.com and have deservedly become a favorite of the BDFS. Check out their website and more importantly, check out Danimal's man-chops. [ http://www.myspace.com/soulicitrock ]
Kelly 'Applesnatch Jaxon' joined us in-studio with her friend Lani. They kept leaving during the show to 'smoke' but we we're pretty sure that they were making out.
Tonight's Useless News took us around the world, from a poor showing at a Bikini Photo shoot in the UK to the strict qualifications that are required to become a Chinese astronaut. Here's a hint for the Chinese in developing a successful space program... OUTSOURCE TO THE US!
Have you been to the mall lately? Who are the Iranian dudes strong-arming your girlfriend to buy lotions and shit? They are annoying as hell but they're making sales like crazy. WHO ARE THESE GUYS AND WHERE ARE THEY FROM?
Mark the Big Guy whips out his Sports Nutz and brings us the news of Brett Farve's in and out retirement. We talked more about Michael Vick and how he will inevitably end up on the Raiders.

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Monday, July 27th

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:00:00 -0000

Venkman's bendy-board sucks ass.

Monday, July 20th

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:00:00 -0000

That's a big Twinkie.

Monday, July 13th

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:00:00 -0000

Lather me up with gravy you big, dirty man.

Monday, July 6th

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:00:00 -0000

No, Mr. Bond I want you to DIE!!

Monday, June 29th

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:20:00 -0000

Holy Frank Batman! Frank joins us in-studio for the first time since he graced us with his presence at the 4-20 BBQ aka "Frank's Big Comeback Show". The reason he showed up? We'll give you a hint.. it rhymes with "Jett Fox".

...back to the Big Dumb Fun Show.

If you missed the Big Dumb Fun Show tonight, you'll have to download the proadcast to catch such items like...

Holy Frank Batman! Frank joins us back in-studio.
Venk's Voicemails - Mark the Big Guy called to let Venkman know that Michael Jackson had died, Venk's Boss called in with a distraught phone call about both Michael Jackson and Billy Mays.
AstroNumerologist Jesse Kalsi joined us by phone to tell us how we can put numbers on the side of our homes to change the 'vibration' of our lives and make more money and have better sex... Ok at least make more money.
Another prophetic voice from the East, Dick Yankins called in and needed a couple of numbers from our guests..except ol' Dick needed Bra sizes and predicted 'douche-baggery' instead of love relationships.
How does a pool full of 5000 bodies sound like to you? To us it sounds like a sesspool, but to our guest Joey Pintozzi it's your normal night at the Hard Rock. Joey from Static Entertainment talked with us about his favorite venues, tattoos, and the Static Bars he owned. Joey is so cool that his websites only require 2 w's instead of the normal '3'.
David Standiford from City2City Entertainment is a soft-spoken dude, but his passion for promoting bands and networking them shined through. His company is partnering with Project Independent to increase the exposure his bands receive.
The Pig off Noland Rd is now called 'Damage Control' get over it.
Since we had so many people that were in the 'music scene' we did the first ever Michael Jackson Around-The-Table Discussion... because a 'round table' is too sophisticated.. and we don't have a perfectly round table.

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